"Seese To?" -- You understand now?

"You know son (hushed tone), There is sanity in the family"

"Rise and Shine!"

"You have one boy -- you get one boy's worth of work
You have two boys -- you get 1/2 a boy's work
You have three boys -- you get NO work done."

"I want to see nothin but a--hole and elbows" (get to work!)

"what do you think of them apples?"

"35 is a nice little speed."

"Where do you get those high-kaflukey ideas?" followed by "You just wait until you are footing the bills."

"They treat me good here - cept for that fat one"7 (referring to the nurse that was standing just behind him)

"I'll be jiggered."

"Don't pay any attention to what the other man is getting paid. Just make sure you earn your money."

"She was a lot of fun until she got religion."

"Te Dum De Dum Dittle Dee Dee" -- after winning in a card game.

"Come over here and cry in my pocket."

"He is just a little fart-blossom"
"He's got a fart in crossways"
"Oh, It's nice to get up in the morning, It's nicer to lie in bed. Four, five or six o-clock in the good old summer time." -- 4:30 AM wake-up call.

"Have it your own way and you won't swell up when you die"

"mother mother mother pin a rose on me"

"We are three chums, Three jolly old chums, we live like royal Turks,we have good luck a bumming our chuck, to heck with the man that works."

"I eat my peas with honey, done it all my life, it does taste rather funny, but it keeps them on my knife."

"He's so tight you could'nt drive a flax seed up his _ _ _ with a sledge hammer."

"Dum Dum Dum De Dum Da Dum Dum,(to the tune of "Shall we gather at the River"), He carried the tune good.

Eldon bum beldon, te elico feldon, te legged,toe legged,bow legged,Eldon.

You are a Spassam de assem!!

Roddy bum boddy, te elico foddy, te legged, toe legged, bow legged roddy.

Little snickle fritz"

Just wait till you get my age.

Tom Foolery

Work to your advantage.

Figures dont lie,but liars figure.

Nickle for Nicole.

SASE-TEE for Stacey.

Song ( That little boy of mine)
"That tiny turned up nose,with cheeks just like a rose, so sweet from head to toe, that little boy of mine. No one will ever know what his coming has meant,for he is something heaven has sent, that little boy of mine. He climbs upon my knee, and kisses tenderly, so sweet, he'll ever be, that little boy of mine."

Your all Wet.

Os-see-o drug for osco drug.

ant-te-ques for Antiques.

Two-Nine for Interstate 29

A few profanities that are probably better left out of this list.

"my little red-haired sweetheart" .. when mom visited at the Nursing Home.

"you lose a drop of blood for every drop of vinegar you eat"

"maybe we can teach college-boy a few lessons playing cards"

Dont cut off your nose to spite your face

The 'ol pig farmer "a little lean or a "runt" because of sucking hind tit ...................

" Lets (hit the ball)

Broop arew (will explain EL-DO)

" then it will be "HUNK-E-DORY"

"Came out of that smelling like a rose"